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Post by leo24551 on Dec 25, 2012 8:36:56 GMT -5
Last night my wife and I were headed for my father-in-laws for supper, my father-in-law had ask me if I would pick up some rolls on the way down. Wayne has always liked the rolls at Texas Roadhouse so that's where I went to get them. My intention was to get two dozen. Upon entering I noticed that all the young ladies in the place were wearing Santa hats. As I neared the counter the cutest little girl (probably 20) with long raven black hair come running up to me and said, if you put on my Santa hat you'd look like Santa and I could sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas. It occurred to me at that moment that Christmas wishes really do come true (even for old men). ;D
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Post by 2 oars & a trash can on Dec 25, 2012 10:56:10 GMT -5
(and for 20-yr old waitresses)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 14:50:01 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!
You sir, are my hero!!!!! ;D
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Post by superstriper on Dec 25, 2012 20:38:16 GMT -5
what kind of assist dog did she have.  she was either blind or had too much egg nog Leo sorry but it was too easy to pass up. but atleast they are young, not like the ones your older brother goes for  |
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Post by mytoyzfishing on Dec 25, 2012 20:38:24 GMT -5
That just made my day
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 25, 2012 20:47:11 GMT -5
SS, jealousy is an ugly thing. Mytoyzfishing, it sure didn't hurt mine any. My wife said that I should have ask if she could clean and cook and if the answer was yes, I should have brought her on home with me. I don't know why she always tells me this stuff after the fact.  |
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Post by Shadslinger on Dec 25, 2012 20:51:10 GMT -5
My wife said that I should have ask if she could clean and cook and if the answer was yes, I should have brought her on home with me. I don't know why she always tells me this stuff after the fact. Just remember that for future reference Leo...Im sure it would still be ok.....  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 20:55:04 GMT -5
As I neared the stage the cutest girl (probably 20) with long raven black hair come running up to me and said, I could sit on your lap. ;D Dang, I know I've heard that line somewhere before .......... SS, blind or not, it still counts........ |
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Post by hillbilly on Dec 25, 2012 20:56:38 GMT -5
Heck man, just tell her if that's the deal you'll just do the cooking and cleaning yourself
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Post by wishforfish on Dec 25, 2012 22:14:53 GMT -5
Hate to ruin everyones Christmas but for you old guys like me...just because you can bend it in half now doesn't mean you are any stronger.
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Post by bigjon on Dec 26, 2012 6:35:25 GMT -5
FYI, If ya'll ever play the Newlywed game at your Mothers over Christmas with your siblings and the question is "Where is the oddest place you ever kissed your spouse".............that actually means a place like the closet or Church, not a physical location on the body!  Leo, I hope the Stamina RX comes in handy for ya! |
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 26, 2012 18:06:17 GMT -5
Thanks Bigjon, it helped a lot, I ate the whole box and was able to stay awake all night thinking about that little girl. |
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Post by bigjon on Dec 27, 2012 15:24:52 GMT -5
The whole box  , that was a 100ct. If anyone thinks they see a periscope this weekend it's probably just Leo out for a winter swim! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2012 18:29:20 GMT -5
The whole box?? Several folks in the other thread are looking for "working" birds. Maybe they should just follow leo around. ;D ;D The elves won't bad either.   |
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, that was a 100ct.