Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2013 16:38:34 GMT -5
at killing a deer bare handed.
I'm about to sit down for cheese stuffed crust pizza and a tossed salad when my wife observes a doe coming over our back hill. My son runs to the window and I tell him "shhhhhhhhh, don't move" as we stand and begin to watch. My dog naw nitty the gangsta is tied up on his chain chilling. The deer eases it's way up into the middle of the yard smelling the air and watching the dog, my dog just laid and watched it not even moving. There is an old concrete building that needs torn down about 35 yards across the backyard and a tree that sits beside it along a little fence making a slight corner. The deer walks right into the corner of this area and starts eating on this tree. I see 3 fawns along the hillside not venturing into the yard and thought to myself "it's babies are near by, if I can get close enough it will fight me." So I hand my wife the cell phone camera and say hit record when I round the side of the house. I take off my watch and button up. I head out the front door and creep around the side of the house so I can get the element of surprise on it. My dog sees me, it doesn't move, just kind of pokes his ears up, it knew I was up to something cause usually he freaks out when he sees me. I come around the corner and see the deer and it sees me, I kind of lost my cool at that point cause it really had no where to go but at me or along this wall and head back towards it's fawns and over the hill. I start to walk real cool like towards the area where I think it might escape. At this point it grunts at me and takes off in the exact area that I expected it to run. So I get on it and start sprinting after it, I figure in my head if I can get to this point at the end of the concrete wall in time I'll be able to jump on it's back and bring it down on top of me where I can work my skills I've learned from watching UFC. It beats me to the spot by maybe 6 feet, I'm not slowing down and the hill gets real steep where it's babies were hanging out. It turns kind of at me still running for the hill and grunts and starts bucking it back legs at me. I thought this is it, it's time to throw down, I think the deer realized it's grunts and kicks weren't scaring anyone and then it jumped over the hill and into the brush. I'll tell you what, I was this close to having me some tenderloin or a trip to the hospital, but regardless, this will happen in the near future and I will be the victor.
don't care if it's legal or not, I'm all about breaking the law. I drove over the speed limit already twice today, and I squeezed the middle of the toothpaste tube when I brushed my pearly whites eariler. flipping rebel!!!
I'm about to sit down for cheese stuffed crust pizza and a tossed salad when my wife observes a doe coming over our back hill. My son runs to the window and I tell him "shhhhhhhhh, don't move" as we stand and begin to watch. My dog naw nitty the gangsta is tied up on his chain chilling. The deer eases it's way up into the middle of the yard smelling the air and watching the dog, my dog just laid and watched it not even moving. There is an old concrete building that needs torn down about 35 yards across the backyard and a tree that sits beside it along a little fence making a slight corner. The deer walks right into the corner of this area and starts eating on this tree. I see 3 fawns along the hillside not venturing into the yard and thought to myself "it's babies are near by, if I can get close enough it will fight me." So I hand my wife the cell phone camera and say hit record when I round the side of the house. I take off my watch and button up. I head out the front door and creep around the side of the house so I can get the element of surprise on it. My dog sees me, it doesn't move, just kind of pokes his ears up, it knew I was up to something cause usually he freaks out when he sees me. I come around the corner and see the deer and it sees me, I kind of lost my cool at that point cause it really had no where to go but at me or along this wall and head back towards it's fawns and over the hill. I start to walk real cool like towards the area where I think it might escape. At this point it grunts at me and takes off in the exact area that I expected it to run. So I get on it and start sprinting after it, I figure in my head if I can get to this point at the end of the concrete wall in time I'll be able to jump on it's back and bring it down on top of me where I can work my skills I've learned from watching UFC. It beats me to the spot by maybe 6 feet, I'm not slowing down and the hill gets real steep where it's babies were hanging out. It turns kind of at me still running for the hill and grunts and starts bucking it back legs at me. I thought this is it, it's time to throw down, I think the deer realized it's grunts and kicks weren't scaring anyone and then it jumped over the hill and into the brush. I'll tell you what, I was this close to having me some tenderloin or a trip to the hospital, but regardless, this will happen in the near future and I will be the victor.
don't care if it's legal or not, I'm all about breaking the law. I drove over the speed limit already twice today, and I squeezed the middle of the toothpaste tube when I brushed my pearly whites eariler. flipping rebel!!!