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Post by bigjon on Dec 19, 2012 11:44:24 GMT -5
No, you are the only one that listened!  |
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 19, 2012 11:53:38 GMT -5
Oh No, BigJon used the words "listened" and "Bigun" in the same sentence.
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Post by hotdog on Dec 19, 2012 14:54:39 GMT -5
Oh geez, I hate being in debt. Thanks Mike Well I'll go ahead and book my room and if the world comes to an end Ron won't even know I didn't show. Thanks Leo for brightening my day.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2012 17:43:24 GMT -5
Oh No, BigJon used the words "listened" and "Bigun" in the same sentence. Pretty good description. ;D |
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 19, 2012 18:54:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2012 22:33:00 GMT -5
leo, since you did the Mayans.....I'll do when hell freezes over.  Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by the jetskigirl that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before she sleeps with BentRod again,' and take into account the fact that he slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, the jetskigirl kept shouting 'Oh my God.' ;D  |
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Post by BentRod on Dec 19, 2012 23:00:33 GMT -5
I didn't sleep with anybody but myself last night and tonight! I think y'all are crazier than she is though!
She did get in trouble with her neighbors recently I heard for being too loud! I don't think I actually had anything to do with it, but I like to pretend that I did!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2012 23:08:07 GMT -5
Those two little words are very telling. |
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 20, 2012 5:32:25 GMT -5
Bigun, put down the drink, quit taking the meds and back away from the keyboard; when the knock come at the door kindly and quietly get your coat and go with the gentleman, he's your friend and there to help you. My understanding is they have reserved a room for you right next to SbuttheytoldmeIcoulddriveS and BigletmeouttahereJon. Now as far as the incident with the Jetski girl, it wasn't her doing the screaming.  |
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Post by mwardncsu on Dec 20, 2012 9:35:53 GMT -5
She did get in trouble with her neighbors recently I heard for being too loud! Sorry - that was my snoring..... ;D |
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Post by BentRod on Dec 20, 2012 9:47:18 GMT -5
You get in trouble with your wife for the snoring I'm sure.
Hokiechad knows what I hear with the jetski girl! I haven't heard it in awhile though which feels like a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing!
Alright, I'll chk with the Mexican place this weekend..been busy this week. Mward has generously offered to buy everyone in attendance one beer in honor of him always drinking just one beer. Bigjon, you're off the hook this year! Mward, examine the beer bill closely..those Mexicans in there are tricky! Good news is you could probably pay them in MnMs though!
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Post by leo24551 on Dec 20, 2012 13:35:15 GMT -5
Hokiechad knows what I hear with the jetski girl! I haven't heard it in awhile though which feels like a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing! Tyler, I'm gonna leave this one alone, I just hope that BigJon and Bigun will do the same.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 13:54:03 GMT -5
Nah, I let it pass, maybe bigjon. |
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Post by BentRod on Dec 20, 2012 20:59:16 GMT -5
Y'all couldn't handle it..too old..may give you a heart attack!
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Post by wishforfish on Dec 20, 2012 21:30:43 GMT -5
Ha! That reminds me of the joke about the young bull and the old bull at the top of the hill looking down on a herd of cows.
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