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Post by wishforfish on May 14, 2013 19:49:35 GMT -5
I'm the DD'r Bigun, so as long as it is tied up with the phone, I got your back...in a manner of speaking.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2013 20:11:23 GMT -5
I had no doubt it was you. ;D Now put that thing away before you hurt somebody. ;D
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Post by wishforfish on May 14, 2013 22:49:48 GMT -5
To hurt somebody I have to slap them when I get done.
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Post by leeb on May 15, 2013 8:58:16 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ok, I have a test for Bigun to see if he has what it takes to moderate the forum. Answer the following questions correctly and you will have what it takes to moderate, for you will have proven that you are witty and have clean mind.
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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What am I?
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Post by leeb on May 15, 2013 9:00:44 GMT -5
the answers. 1. - A Nose - 2. - Peanut Butter - 3. - A Crane - 4. - The Titanic - 5. - A Tent - 6. - A Dentist - 7. - A Wedding Ring - 8. - An Elevator - 9. - Chewing Gum - 10. - A Newspaper Boy - 11. - A Glove - 12. - An Arrow - 13. - An Attorney -
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2013 9:18:41 GMT -5
Ha!!!!! I didn't get any of them right. LOL!!!! ;D
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Post by leeb on May 15, 2013 10:47:54 GMT -5
Come on bigun I gave you the answers ; and then you admitted that you didn't get any of them right . You have a dirty mind that will prevent you from being a moderator; however, you are honest.
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Post by mwardncsu on May 15, 2013 10:49:58 GMT -5
....however, you are honest. Which clearly disqualifies him as a politician, making any election null & void ;D
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Post by leeb on May 15, 2013 10:55:54 GMT -5
I disagree Mike; Honest and Politician, there might be a problem there. However, if he is clever enough to continue to giving honest statements to gain trust and then throw a big deception on us then we may have well found a great future political candidate.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2013 13:46:02 GMT -5
Come on bigun ; . Don't you roll your eyes at me young man!!!! ;D
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Post by leeb on May 15, 2013 14:04:21 GMT -5
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Post by ajk on May 18, 2013 9:45:49 GMT -5
Maybe bigun could have a big party with lots of free beer. He. Might be able to buy some votes..... ;D
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 13:58:19 GMT -5
Nothing but the best for my friends....hope ya'll like BAVARIA...... ;D
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Post by 2 oars & a trash can on May 18, 2013 15:46:41 GMT -5
I had to retract my vote when stripper was replaced with striper
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 18:16:51 GMT -5
I'ts ok a float, after a couple more, I'm sure I'll forgive you for cganging your vot. ;D
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